business report (Some Useful Phrases)

#  Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

# The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.

# I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.

# Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

# I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t care.

# I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

# What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

# I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.

# I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

# I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

# It’s a thankless job, but I’ve got a lot of Karma to burn off.

# Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

# No, my powers can only be used f

#  I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

# What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

# I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.

# I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

# I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

# It’s a thankless job, but I’ve got a lot of Karma to burn off.

# Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

# No, my powers can only be used for good.

# How about never? Is never good for you?

# I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

# You sound reasonable…Time to up my medication.

# I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.

#  I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.

# I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message…

# I don’t work here. I’m a consultant.

# Who me? I just wander from room to room.

# My toys! My toys! I can’t do this job without my toys!

# It might look like I’m doing nothing, but at the cellular level I’m really quite busy.

# At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.

# You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

# I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

# Someday, we’ll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subjec

#  I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.

# I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message…

# I don’t work here. I’m a consultant.

# Who me? I just wander from room to room.

# My toys! My toys! I can’t do this job without my toys!

# It might look like I’m doing nothing, but at the cellular level I’m really quite busy.

# At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.

# You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

# I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

# Someday, we’ll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject

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